Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are s**ist But you lovely b****** and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. RHYMENOCEROS by Flight Of The Conchords: Im the motherflippin Rhymenocerous, My beats are phat and the birds are on my back. See more ideas about flight of the conchords, flight of the concords, bret mckenzie. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. Rhymenoceros.They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. I’ve already tabbed out the show’s uke song Mermaids, so here’s Hiphopopotamus vs. Who needs GCI when you’ve got a floating David Bowie? As well as being understated, lovable and hilarious, there was a ukulele connection. Much more satisfying was Flight of the Conchords. It’s overacted, the dialogue is overblown (and often hilariously expositional) and there are gaping plot-holes all over the place. Since the writers strike killed off the second series and left me with nothing to watch but dead babies crawling across the ceiling, I’ve found myself in the worrying position of agreeing with Margaret Thatcher’s opinions on strike breaking. As soon as the first series finished over here, I had to start torrenting the second series to get my fix. I got insanely addicted to it I became a Heroes junkie. My viewing habits would suggest that Heroes was my favourite TV show of last year. I thought I’d kick of 2008 with a series of posts on a random selection of my favourite things and notable events from 2007. Flight of the Conchords – Hiphopopotamus vs.
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